Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...