A gerbil shepherd dog!
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The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
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More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other...