You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...