Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...