There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...