Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!