The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...