Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
The Final FBI Test
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...