The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin