Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...