Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...