Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...