Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!