Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...