How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...