Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...