The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...