Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
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What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
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Geekonics
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