Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...