Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Bill Clinton Top10…
From David Letterman and the Late Show…Top Ten Signs Bill Clinton Doesn’t Give A...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!