Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Terrorism: Doing our part…
Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...