Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...