No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Solve the riddle
Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...