Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...