Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!