Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...