Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...