beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
TO : ALL EMPLOYEES FR : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...