Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...