Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
Architect programmer
|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...