The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...