Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?