Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...