My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
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A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
English is very strange
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Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...