What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...