The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Texas builds it larger
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...