Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...