Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...