Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...