Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...