134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...