Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin