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A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
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A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
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Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
True stupid stories 02
Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...