An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...