A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...