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Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
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What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
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Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
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Work Environment
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee)...
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Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
More Jesse news… Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great...