Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...