What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Both Golf
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New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
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Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...