The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...