Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.